January 2012
2011 highlights
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
When a song you haven't heard in forever comes on. →
wowfunniestposts:
It’s like…wait this sounds familiar
Then you hear that one verse that makes you remember the song
Then you are like
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December 2011
This is me at night, when I hear a sound. →
10knotes:
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
Meeting my celebrity
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
When five year olds have a phone →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Who are you gonna call?
Barney?!
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
WHY CAN'T MY LIFE BE LIKE PHINEAS AND FERB'S? →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Just building a rocket:
Or fighting a mummy:
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower:
Maybe discovering something that doesn’t exist:
Well.. not giving a monkey a shower:
But surfing tidal waves!
Creating nanobots!
And locating Frakenstein’s brain!
Finding a Dodo bird:
Or painting a continent:
Maybe driving my sister insane!
But then there’s a...
