April 2011
If someone pulls an April Fool's joke on me...
comeonkissmybattery:
March 2011
''Mom, I'm going out.''
prince-delta:
Mom: With friends?
“NO mom, with terrorists!”
You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook...
That awkward moment when we made Rebecca Black...
When you hug your best friend the first day of...
sheisthehappymaria:
Expectation:
Reality:
At McDonalds.
Worker: What can I get for you today?
Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets.
Worker: You mean McNuggets?
Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing.
Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets.
Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too?
Worker: No, they're just fries.
Me: Why?
Worker: Why do you care?
Me: I'm a customer, I deserve to know.
Worker: Well I don't know...
Me: Well unless you can tell me, I will leave this McDonalds with my McMoney and never come back to this McShitHole.
The 69th GIF in your folder is your reaction to...
fuckingthrill-killer:
3xilovefirex3:
lets-blow-a-hole-in-this-town:
thegetawaymile:
like-a-weightless-currency:
my-name-is-alejandro-gayscarf:
backupplansandbesitos:
whenigaveyoumyheart:
wheredidmypantsgo:
omg what
okay
That terrifying moment when you realize you're...
When teachers are teaching new stuff & they're...
leilockheart:
We don’t even remember what happened last week.
When you see an old friend and they got cuter...
yourfunnybonedoesnotmakemelaugh:
