me: do you know the band fun.?
kids at my school: no....
me: ...the people who sing We Are Young
kids at my school: ohhhh yeah i know them
the-absolute-funniest-posts: So I saw this last night and before I could even process what I was doing I made this Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
clientsfromhell: Me: Here are the photographs from the shoot yesterday Client: Nice shots - I like this one from behind the man. Can you just flip the image so we can see his face and not the back of his head? Me: You want me to turn him around in the photograph so you can see his face? Client: Yes - and maybe we can make him black. Do you have Photoshop?
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
terroriss: do you guys ever hear someone mention a band all the time but never really bother to give them a listen and then you finally do and you get mad at yourself for not doing it sooner because they’re so good
Brand New: Have another drink and drive yourself home. Hope there’s ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seat belt and again when your head goes through the windshield.
Mayday Parade: I hope you fall into the ocean, and the current leaves you helpless, swimming around, as the waves crash over you until you drown and float away.
The Maine: You’re as fake as the moans you make. And you’re as weak as the hearts you break.
We are the In Crowd: You’re not quite Satan, but I really think I hate you.
All Time Low: THAT GIRL THAT GIRL SHE’S SUCH A BITCH